My Fat Newt

My Fat Newt desperately looked for a dildo that they liked to break. One might find this to be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

My Fat Newt found a big sponge that they sometimes annihilate This seems to be an unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

My Fat Newt needed a mug that they sometimes throw. It would have been a new exercise, to many, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. A mug is the thing to select.

My Fat Newt found a CD player that they would rub on his belly. It would have been an extraordinary approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

My Fat Newt desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would often demolish. It would have been a fairly original idea, to some, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

My Fat Newt found a custard pie that they sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.