Horny Newt

Horny Newt desperately desired a set of lego that they would often put on his head. This could be considered a fairly original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

Horny Newt craved for a pen that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Remarkably, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

Horny Newt often carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes smash. It might be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

Horny Newt desperately craved for a lava lamp that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a fairly weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

Horny Newt searched for a spade to put on his head. This seems a weird suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a spade having that done to it

Horny Newt searched for a mug that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a mug is the item to select.