A Fucking Newt

A Fucking Newt desperately wanted a mug that they would share. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a mug was the item that was selected.

A Fucking Newt craved for a wig that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly different action, to you, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Newt always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly weird undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

A Fucking Newt craved for a tomato that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Newt, who expected it was awe-inspring. A tomato of all things.

A Fucking Newt had a custard pie that they would often embrace. This is certainly a fairly weird undertaking, to most, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the chosen item.

A Fucking Newt wanted a spade that they would often cuddle. It was a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a spade of all things.