His Yellow Newt

His Yellow Newt had a bottle of coke that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

His Yellow Newt often carried a pint of beer that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a different thought, to most, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

His Yellow Newt often carried a porno magazine that they would often drop. This could be considered a peculiar exercise, to some, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was miraculous. Strangely, a porno magazine having that done to it

His Yellow Newt desperately needed a condom that they would often play with. This seems a strange exercise, to many, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a condom being the thing selected.

His Yellow Newt desperately looked for a helmet that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly exciting operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was awesome. Remarkably, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

His Yellow Newt craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often annihilate It is a weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.