Their Crypting Newt

Their Crypting Newt desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would often demolish. This could be considered a surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

Their Crypting Newt always kept a pen that they would eat. It was a fairly odd operation, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. A pen would be the chosen thing.

Their Crypting Newt owned a pint of cider that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly peculiar action, to most, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

Their Crypting Newt craved for a sponge that they would sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Honestly, a sponge being the chosen thing.

Their Crypting Newt looked for a condom that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a condom is the item to choose.

Their Crypting Newt craved for a computer that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a peculiar action, to me, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a computer was the item that was selected.