A Purple Newt

A Purple Newt found a can of Tango that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might be a fairly strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Newt, who expected it was exciting. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

A Purple Newt desired a melon that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly curious exercise, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be awesome. Strangely, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

A Purple Newt desperately searched for a stretchman that they would sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a fairly new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

A Purple Newt needed a condom to sleep with. It should be an original thing to do, to me, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a condom would be the chosen thing.

A Purple Newt desperately desired a tomato that they would sometimes play with. This might appear to be an astonishing exercise, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

A Purple Newt looked for a teapot to put on his head. It was a surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.