My Round Newt

My Round Newt desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an exciting undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

My Round Newt searched for a can of coke that they would often break. It should be a fairly odd operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

My Round Newt desperately searched for a little monkey that they sometimes hug. It might have been a curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

My Round Newt desperately needed a porno magazine that they sometimes put up their bum. It would be a bizarre activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

My Round Newt looked for a block of cheese that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

My Round Newt searched for a chocolate bar that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a weird operation, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.