Her Fucking Newt

Her Fucking Newt desired a custard pie that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a weird operation, to some, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. A custard pie being the chosen item.

Her Fucking Newt always carried a spade that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Fucking Newt had a rubber chicken that they sometimes embrace. It is considered to be an original action, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

Her Fucking Newt searched for a tomato that they would try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

Her Fucking Newt desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a new exercise, to many, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

Her Fucking Newt often carried a bag of flour to eat. It should have been a fairly unusual idea, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour being the thing selected.