His Handsome Newt

His Handsome Newt often carried a pint of beer to experiment on. It would have been a curious action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

His Handsome Newt always had with them a rubber johnny that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Honestly, a rubber johnny of all things.

His Handsome Newt had a toilet brush that they liked to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

His Handsome Newt desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would often put up their bum. It would have been a somewhat surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. A rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

His Handsome Newt always carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes break. One might say this is a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

His Handsome Newt desired a dildo to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly weird idea, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.