Brainy Newt

Brainy Newt searched for a cup that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cup being the thing opted for.

Brainy Newt found a computer that they liked to experiment on. It was an astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was stunning. A computer would be the item that was opted for.

Brainy Newt needed a spade to put up their bum. This seems to be an extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Newt, who expected it was wonderous. Remarkably, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

Brainy Newt always carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly original thought, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

Brainy Newt needed a wig that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be exciting. Remarkably, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

Brainy Newt wanted a painting of a melon that they would often put up their bum. It might be a bizarre action, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.