The Dodgy Newt

The Dodgy Newt desperately searched for a CD player that they would break. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to you, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a CD player being the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Newt desperately desired a mug that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an extraordinary undertaking, to many, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a mug is the thing to select.

The Dodgy Newt always kept a piece of paper that they liked to drop. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

The Dodgy Newt searched for a tomato to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly new proposal, to me, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

The Dodgy Newt desperately desired a cucumber that they would drop. This might appear to be a fairly exciting proposal, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be entertaining. A cucumber is the item to opt for.

The Dodgy Newt searched for a ball that they would sometimes break. This could be considered a fairly weird thought, to my children, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a ball would be the chosen thing.