A Careful Newt

A Careful Newt carried a bat that they would occasionally embrace. It should be an unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

A Careful Newt had a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

A Careful Newt desperately looked for a ball that they would embrace. This seems a strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the chosen thing.

A Careful Newt desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would throw. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

A Careful Newt desperately desired a bag of poop to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a weird undertaking, to many, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item to select.

A Careful Newt often carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a weird thought, to you, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. A pint of beer is the thing to select.