The Bum Loving Newt

The Bum Loving Newt desperately craved for a melon that they would embrace. It was a fairly odd proposal, to many, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Newt always had with them a pen that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly strange thing to do, to many, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a pen being the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Newt wanted a dildo that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a fairly original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the item to select.

The Bum Loving Newt needed a bag of poop that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. A bag of poop is the thing to choose.

The Bum Loving Newt desperately wanted a ball that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was fun. Who would have imagined, a ball is the item to choose.

The Bum Loving Newt desperately craved for a vibrator that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a vibrator was the chosen item.