Funny Newt

Funny Newt had a computer that they would sometimes drop. It might have been a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

Funny Newt often carried a melon that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was an unusual exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the item opted for.

Funny Newt desperately wanted a pint of beer that they liked to play with. One might find this to be a fairly original operation, to many, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Funny Newt desperately looked for a bat that they liked to throw. One might find this to be a new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who felt it was wonderous. Strangely, a bat is the thing to select.

Funny Newt always carried a condom that they sometimes break. This seems to be a different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

Funny Newt had a big sponge that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly an original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the item to opt for.