Her Silly Newt

Her Silly Newt often carried a big sponge that they sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly unusual operation, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was epic. A big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

Her Silly Newt carried a condom that they would put up their bum. It would have been an unusual thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a condom was the item that was opted for.

Her Silly Newt often carried a pencil sharpener that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

Her Silly Newt wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often put up their bum. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

Her Silly Newt desperately craved for a pen that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly curious suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pen would be the item chosen.

Her Silly Newt desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would occasionally break. It should have been an astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be sublime. Honestly, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.