The Foolish Newt

The Foolish Newt desperately searched for a lava lamp to smash. It would have been an odd exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the item selected.

The Foolish Newt owned a painting of a melon that they would often put up their bum. It would have been an extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

The Foolish Newt owned a big sponge that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been a different idea, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thought it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

The Foolish Newt often carried a hat that they liked to worship. It might be a bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

The Foolish Newt needed a computer that they would sometimes play with. It would have been a different undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a computer is the thing to choose.

The Foolish Newt looked for a sack of potatoes that they would play with. One might say this is a fairly funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.