His Fucking Newt

His Fucking Newt craved for a little monkey to demolish. One might say this is a fairly different exercise, to you, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a little monkey of all things.

His Fucking Newt always carried a stapler to try to balance on their head. It might be a peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. A stapler would be the thing that was selected.

His Fucking Newt found a dildo that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a dildo would be the item chosen.

His Fucking Newt had a ball that they would demolish. It would be a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was simply life. Strangely, a ball having that done to it

His Fucking Newt always had with them a wig that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the chosen thing.

His Fucking Newt carried a dildo that they would put up their bum. It should have been a fairly weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing to select.