A Orange Newt

A Orange Newt found a condom that they would hug. It should have been a new suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the thing to opt for.

A Orange Newt found a porno magazine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

A Orange Newt desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes hug. This is certainly a fairly new thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

A Orange Newt desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a fairly strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who feels it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

A Orange Newt craved for a pen that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is a fairly bizarre action, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was sublime. A pen would be the thing that was chosen.

A Orange Newt searched for a big sponge that they would often experiment on. This could be considered a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a big sponge is the thing to choose.