My Lonely Newt

My Lonely Newt searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally hug. It is a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

My Lonely Newt always carried a melon that they would often demolish. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a melon is the item to select.

My Lonely Newt carried a sword that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a sword would be the item chosen.

My Lonely Newt needed a pint of cider that they would sleep with. This is certainly a new exercise, to many, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was wonderful. A pint of cider having that done to it

My Lonely Newt found a can of coke that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was fun. Strangely, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

My Lonely Newt always had with them a cup that they sometimes annihilate It would have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the thing to choose.