Fucking Newt

Fucking Newt had a stretchman that they liked to throw. It was a fairly strange action, to many, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

Fucking Newt often carried a lava lamp to play with. It might have been a fairly new approach to life, to you, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a lava lamp of all things.

Fucking Newt always had with them a sword that they would sometimes hug. It was a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a sword is the item to choose.

Fucking Newt always kept a bottle of beer that they would often drop. It is a fairly surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

Fucking Newt desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would throw. This seems to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

Fucking Newt always carried a computer to put in the bath with him. It might be an unusual approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, fun. A computer is the item that was chosen.