The Angry Newt

The Angry Newt looked for a can of coke that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be a fairly new operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Honestly, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

The Angry Newt looked for a condom that they liked to annihilate It would be a fairly curious action, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Newt needed a toilet brush that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been an odd exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Newt often carried a custard pie that they would drop. It should have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a custard pie being the item selected.

The Angry Newt carried a pint of beer that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly different undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Angry Newt craved for a stapler that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been a weird and wonderful activity, to you, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a stapler being the thing selected.