Cheerful Newt

Cheerful Newt always carried a sponge that they would sometimes play with. It might be a peculiar idea, to you, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a sponge being the chosen item.

Cheerful Newt desperately needed a bat that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is a curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. A bat being the thing opted for.

Cheerful Newt always carried a painting of a melon that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be an extraordinary proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the item to select.

Cheerful Newt desired a can of coke that they sometimes break. It is a new undertaking, to some, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a can of coke having that done to it

Cheerful Newt found a rubber johnny that they sometimes demolish. It would be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

Cheerful Newt desperately desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes annihilate This could be considered a fairly exciting operation, to me, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.