Magical Newt

Magical Newt desperately craved for a CD player that they would occasionally drop. One might say this is a fairly exciting thought, to you, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a CD player is the item to choose.

Magical Newt carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be an unusual idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

Magical Newt always kept a can of Tango that they would sometimes drop. It would be a funny action, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango of all things.

Magical Newt often carried a hat that they would occasionally throw. It might have been a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a hat is the thing to select.

Magical Newt owned a crown that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a crown is the item that was chosen.

Magical Newt always kept a chocolate bar that they would sometimes smash. It should be a fairly peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was fun. A chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.