A Silly Newt

A Silly Newt desperately craved for a ball that they would occasionally annihilate It is considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a ball is the item to select.

A Silly Newt desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was epic. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

A Silly Newt desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would worship. It is considered to be a curious approach to life, to some, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be epic. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

A Silly Newt needed a dildo that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is wonderful. A dildo is the thing to choose.

A Silly Newt had a crown that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is a bizarre operation, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

A Silly Newt always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would often annihilate It might have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.