His Lucky Newt

His Lucky Newt always carried a teapot that they would occasionally worship. It was a curious proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

His Lucky Newt craved for a teapot that they would smash. One might find this to be an unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. A teapot is the thing to opt for.

His Lucky Newt always had with them a dildo that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

His Lucky Newt desperately wanted a cucumber that they would sometimes break. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

His Lucky Newt always kept a custard pie that they would sometimes play with. It might be an extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the item to select.

His Lucky Newt desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a funny undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.