Eccentric Newt

Eccentric Newt desperately desired a stretchman that they would put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly new exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be exciting. Strangely, a stretchman is the item to opt for.

Eccentric Newt desperately desired a teapot that they would eat. One might find this to be an odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a teapot was the chosen item.

Eccentric Newt found a can of Dr Pepper that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a weird undertaking, to some, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

Eccentric Newt craved for a CD player that they would occasionally embrace. It would be a fairly odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a CD player would be the item chosen.

Eccentric Newt always kept a dildo that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly exciting operation, to some, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

Eccentric Newt carried a toilet brush that they would embrace. It would be a fairly unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.