The Orange Newt

The Orange Newt desperately wanted a helmet that they would often share. It might be a funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the item to select.

The Orange Newt had a mug that they would put on his head. This seems to be a funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

The Orange Newt always had with them a dildo that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be an original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the chosen item.

The Orange Newt owned a bottle of wine that they would sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a curious idea, to many, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

The Orange Newt looked for a set of lego that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Newt searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly new undertaking, to most, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.