My Scary Newt

My Scary Newt desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes throw. This could be considered an unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who feels it was sublime. A bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

My Scary Newt desperately needed a hat that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a hat being the item selected.

My Scary Newt owned a porno magazine to put on his head. It was a new suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

My Scary Newt desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird operation, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

My Scary Newt desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

My Scary Newt always had with them a cup that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly different operation, to me, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the item to opt for.