My Lovely Newt

My Lovely Newt found a bottle of beer that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly curious activity, to many, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

My Lovely Newt needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

My Lovely Newt always had with them a cucumber that they sometimes eat. It would be a fairly unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

My Lovely Newt desperately craved for a condom that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems to be a new suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a condom is the item to select.

My Lovely Newt craved for a tomato that they would occasionally throw. This could be considered an odd exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was magnificent. Honestly, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

My Lovely Newt desperately wanted a pen that they liked to hug. It might have been a funny proposal, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a pen is the item to select.