His Purple Newt

His Purple Newt found a sponge that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be an original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the chosen thing.

His Purple Newt owned a can of Tango that they would smash. It is a fairly weird suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

His Purple Newt desperately craved for a pint of beer to smash. It was a new idea, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

His Purple Newt desperately looked for a big sponge that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

His Purple Newt desperately searched for a spade that they liked to sit and look at. It is an odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the item opted for.

His Purple Newt desperately looked for a set of lego that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be a fairly odd operation, to my children, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be amazing. Strangely, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.