The Exciting Newt

The Exciting Newt always had with them a helmet that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my children, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet of all things.

The Exciting Newt owned a tomato that they liked to annihilate One might consider this to be a surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Newt wanted a CD player that they would occasionally experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a CD player being the item selected.

The Exciting Newt carried a vibrator to put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a vibrator being the item selected.

The Exciting Newt carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a funny action, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

The Exciting Newt wanted a radiator that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly surprising activity, to most, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.