The Brainy Newt

The Brainy Newt found a block of cheese that they would occasionally hug. It is a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

The Brainy Newt always had with them a helmet that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be an astonishing approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Newt desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would often play with. It might be a bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

The Brainy Newt had a cup that they sometimes worship. It was considered to be an odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Newt searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would often drop. It was a fairly unusual undertaking, to most, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

The Brainy Newt found a toilet brush that they sometimes embrace. It would be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.