Her Dodgy Newt

Her Dodgy Newt desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly odd operation, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thought it was magnificent. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

Her Dodgy Newt desperately wanted a can of coke that they sometimes break. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Newt desperately desired a stapler that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly exciting activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

Her Dodgy Newt craved for a porno magazine that they sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a fairly different action, to me, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

Her Dodgy Newt carried a set square that they would sometimes hug. It should be an exciting action, to most, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Dodgy Newt desired a pencil sharpener that they liked to smash. It would be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. A pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.