A Magical Newt

A Magical Newt owned a helmet that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be a funny idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a helmet of all things.

A Magical Newt desired a magic 8 ball that they sometimes eat. This seems a different action, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

A Magical Newt always kept a stretchman that they would sometimes demolish. This could be considered a different idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

A Magical Newt craved for a helmet that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

A Magical Newt desperately desired a dildo that they would often demolish. This is certainly a fairly new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who expected it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the thing selected.

A Magical Newt desperately desired a piece of paper that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.