My Square Newt

My Square Newt desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

My Square Newt desperately desired a cucumber that they would often sleep with. It might be a funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber having that done to it

My Square Newt had a melon that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

My Square Newt often carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

My Square Newt always had with them a spade that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the item that was opted for.

My Square Newt desperately needed a set square that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the thing that was chosen.