The Special Newt

The Special Newt desired a melon that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be an odd suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Special Newt desperately looked for a computer that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thought it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a computer being the chosen item.

The Special Newt desperately needed a pen that they would worship. It would be a different thought, to my children, but not to the Newt, who felt it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

The Special Newt owned a cucumber that they would sometimes break. It should be a funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

The Special Newt desperately needed a mug that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a mug of all things.

The Special Newt always carried a block of cheese that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.