The Stupid Newt

The Stupid Newt desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Newt desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a new thing to do, to many, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

The Stupid Newt desperately searched for a dildo that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who expected it was fun. Honestly, a dildo would be the item chosen.

The Stupid Newt found a cup that they would occasionally throw. It was a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a cup would be the item that was selected.

The Stupid Newt desperately craved for a melon to demolish. It might have been an astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon of all things.

The Stupid Newt searched for a pint of beer that they would often eat. It would be a fairly surprising action, to most, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. A pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.