My Famous Newt

My Famous Newt desperately searched for a radiator to sleep with. One might say this is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a radiator was the chosen item.

My Famous Newt desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

My Famous Newt desperately looked for a wig to throw. It should be a fairly original action, to you, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. A wig being the chosen thing.

My Famous Newt desperately desired a can of Tango that they sometimes embrace. It would have been a curious idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

My Famous Newt wanted a pencil sharpener to put up their bum. It should be a bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

My Famous Newt desired a rubber chicken that they would throw. This seems to be a fairly curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.