A Ugly Newt

A Ugly Newt found a porno magazine that they would share. It was a fairly original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be simply life. Strangely, a porno magazine of all things.

A Ugly Newt desperately wanted a magic 8 ball to break. It should be a fairly odd action, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. A magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

A Ugly Newt desired a bag of poop to sit and look at. It would be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be exciting. A bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

A Ugly Newt always had with them a mug that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre action, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. A mug would be the thing that was opted for.

A Ugly Newt looked for a can of Tango that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly peculiar action, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was fun. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

A Ugly Newt always had with them a teapot that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was miraculous. Remarkably, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.