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Yeah right?!? It's a grand CONSPIRACY! They told us stories about global warming, mass extinctions and a toxic atmosphere... but really, all they just wanted was to keep the vineyards and champagne all to themselves?!?

lol... but wait... did you just call me stupid?! hehehe ;) just kidding.

Hey, I too own planets outside of Earth... we've all been fooled

luckily it seems we're just living in a simulation here anyway, so maybe it doesn't even matter?!

Good point