Not Safe to Twerk - HoodRats Dancing at the Club - #NSFW - by @MrWang

in #nsfw10 years ago (edited)


Do you want to know what it feels like, to party like a Rockstar?



Ride 5 deep in the club and walk in like a BOSS



Before you go any further let me remind you... this is




NSFW

Don't be a PutoFace and flag my post because, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

One More Time



LAST WARNING



Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce our Guest Star, "LoLa the HoodRat"

WE bout to show you how to make your steem dollars, reputation & steem power explode, not only in your pants... but on STEEMIT too


LoLa and Dirty D - Drunk Cooking - Dirty Twerking Hoodrats

If your discouraged by your lack of success on steem, feeling down and out. Consider hood rats like LoLa and a mentality I like to call, Hustle To Live
It's a sad fact that LoLa is unemployed, recently losing her job at "Crab Daddy's Skrip Club" cause she threatened Crab Daddy she would go public about their relationship.


Associated Press Image used from Dailymail.co.uk

Since the incident, she's been blacklisted in all of the local Houston buttnakeds and desperately needed to find a easy way to make that quick cash. So when me and my boys decided to ride 5 deep into the club (One of Houston's Finest Thugged Out Clubs, Unmentioned) LoLa made sure to show us VIP boys some attention so she could earn some of that "booty."

SEX SELLS, BISH


Disclosure: If you haven't guessed by now, this was written as a parody and in no way represents my beliefs or opinions. These is merely an observation and joke about the desperation and choices some people either choose or sometimes forced to make just to get ahead in life. I hope you found this entertaining and hilarious as much as much as I enjoyed creating it. Please leave any and all opinions, comments & feedback below and be sure to follow me for new videos and blogs as I continue on this journey called, LIFE

Till Next Time... Adios Amigos

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Man don't send me stuff like this when doing my big rig, I bout wrecked trying to read this through the tears of laughter.....LOL

hahah, be safe homie... wear a helmet

LOL))))

Bahahaha. "Bish."

HAAAH, Das Right...
-Dirty D

Nice post @mrwang! We need to get your wang back in it!

I need to get me a studio so I can work from my production computer and produce better quality with even higher value. ;)

I agree... what can we do to, at least, return to my good ole respected position in the community

Than again... what did I do to fall from grace?

Just waiting on my boy @nanzo-scoop to gimme his feedback on the booty bouncing technique of LoLa the hoodrat :P

That was funny as hell, but not this funny:

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