His Different Ogre

His Different Ogre looked for a tomato that they would share. It would have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

His Different Ogre searched for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was awesome. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

His Different Ogre desperately searched for a bottle of coke to put up their bum. This seems to be an astonishing operation, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

His Different Ogre needed a can of coke that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar action, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

His Different Ogre desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly peculiar action, to you, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

His Different Ogre had a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally share. This seems a weird and wonderful suggestion, to many, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.