A Funny Ogre

A Funny Ogre desperately looked for a helmet that they sometimes play with. One might say this is a strange approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a helmet being the chosen item.

A Funny Ogre searched for a cucumber that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the item selected.

A Funny Ogre had a CD player that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been a curious exercise, to me, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a CD player having that done to it

A Funny Ogre desperately searched for a ball that they would often rub on his belly. This might appear to be an original operation, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was miraculous. Remarkably, a ball being the item selected.

A Funny Ogre wanted a lava lamp that they would put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

A Funny Ogre owned a toilet brush that they would often insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.