A Chinese Ogre

A Chinese Ogre searched for a big sponge that they would rub on his belly. It was a bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

A Chinese Ogre had a sack of potatoes to throw. It is a fairly bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

A Chinese Ogre always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

A Chinese Ogre often carried a magic 8 ball that they would put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to some, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

A Chinese Ogre had a melon that they sometimes sleep with. It might be a fairly odd activity, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item to opt for.

A Chinese Ogre desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a fairly different activity, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.