Her Ugly Ogre

Her Ugly Ogre owned a bat that they sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly odd proposal, to me, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a bat was the item that was selected.

Her Ugly Ogre always had with them a porno magazine that they would often rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

Her Ugly Ogre always carried a bag of poop that they liked to demolish. It would be a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

Her Ugly Ogre often carried a stapler to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was epic. Who would have thought, a stapler was the chosen item.

Her Ugly Ogre looked for a ball that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a peculiar suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was wonderous. Honestly, a ball of all things.

Her Ugly Ogre always had with them a bag of poop that they would occasionally cuddle. It is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.