Her Round Ogre

Her Round Ogre desperately craved for a bottle of wine to put on his head. It should have been a bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

Her Round Ogre carried a tomato that they would embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was simply life. Bizarrely, a tomato was the chosen item.

Her Round Ogre desperately needed a lava lamp that they would often demolish. It was a fairly curious action, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item to select.

Her Round Ogre desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would sleep with. It would be a fairly extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was entertaining. Strangely, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

Her Round Ogre searched for a can of coke that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered a funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was miraculous. A can of coke was the item that was selected.

Her Round Ogre looked for a stapler that they would smash. This might appear to be an odd action, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.