A Unusual Ogre

A Unusual Ogre looked for a bat that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the thing opted for.

A Unusual Ogre wanted a bottle of wine that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine having that done to it

A Unusual Ogre desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally hug. It is a weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was sublime. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

A Unusual Ogre desperately needed a pen that they would annihilate One might say this is a bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a pen being the chosen thing.

A Unusual Ogre desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

A Unusual Ogre always kept a computer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly original activity, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a computer is the thing that was chosen.