The Lucky Ogre

The Lucky Ogre always kept a pint of beer that they would often annihilate It might be a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. A pint of beer of all things.

The Lucky Ogre wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a peculiar exercise, to you, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

The Lucky Ogre always had with them a sack of potatoes that they sometimes worship. One might say this is a weird and wonderful action, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

The Lucky Ogre always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes annihilate It should be an odd action, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

The Lucky Ogre desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would occasionally demolish. It should have been an exciting approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item to select.

The Lucky Ogre needed a tomato that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be an odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a tomato is the thing to choose.