My Exciting Ogre

My Exciting Ogre often carried a big sponge to cuddle. It is a peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

My Exciting Ogre desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would drop. It might have been an exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

My Exciting Ogre had a crown to embrace. One might consider this to be a peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a crown would be the item chosen.

My Exciting Ogre found a crown that they liked to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a crown would be the item that was selected.

My Exciting Ogre wanted a teapot that they would rub on his belly. This is certainly a somewhat surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the item to choose.

My Exciting Ogre always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes eat. It would have been a funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.