A Stupid Ogre

A Stupid Ogre desperately desired a cup that they would often experiment on. It should be a fairly original thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the item opted for.

A Stupid Ogre wanted a block of cheese that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly a bizarre activity, to most, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

A Stupid Ogre desperately needed a cucumber that they liked to worship. It is considered to be a fairly different undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a cucumber is the item to choose.

A Stupid Ogre owned a wig that they would sit and look at. This might appear to be an original thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a wig was the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Ogre always had with them a can of coke that they would cuddle. It is considered to be an exciting proposal, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the item to choose.

A Stupid Ogre found a teapot that they would often sleep with. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was fun. Bizarrely, a teapot having that done to it